Our Tipsy Trip

What do you call 3 days of Mazza Masti and Zol, well simply a gr8 time with the Prayag, adt,erch,shyam,arvind,hasnain and me, it all starts with a half ass plan we made about going to my farm house at talegaon this district close to Poona.
After contemplation about whether adts parents will be cool to send her with us the so called hooligans they agreed after I am preety sure adts convincing and manipulation of the truth.
On the 28th of June we booked 5 tickets with Paulo travels for Poona, I had a plan of getting down at sompatta and to trek it to my place but finally only shyam and arvind had the luxury to do so as my dad asked us girls to go by car with my dog fifa. So on the 29th of june it was me erch adt and fifa in my esteem off to talegaon, the car ride was fun too with the usual dumps due to the Bombay craters and adt combing her hair all the way and also obsessing about how sticky it gets on long drives and of course she was always on guard as my 40 kg dog was sitting beside her. Archana and me were happy eating the bhakadwadi we actually bought as chakna for our boozing session later that day, Prayag who was supposed to make it to talegaon with aren on his bike, had to settle without any pillion because of arens freak accident at lonavala a few days prior to which he gave a very comical and animated explanation. By the time we were half way to our destination Shyam and Arvind had made it to my house and had been settled in well, with vada pavs which by the way talegaon is very famous for. We reached around 2 pm threw our bags on the floor and grabbed a vada pav ourself, now we awaited prayag who as usual was running late. We had plans of covering lonavla and Poona by the 1st of july and return back on the same. After about an hour prayag was there, so now we began planning about what should be done that day. We all decided a trip to Poona at Furgesson College where we girls could go check out some Poona hunks the guys tagged along as well. After a long drive and also not knowing head or tail about how to make it to the place we managed to reach FC, where there were a line of the usual eateries ccd, subway etc like bombays cozway. Shyam and I desperately searched for a washroom whereas adt and erch went for some window shopping at weekenders where they also caught a refreshing site of a biker and damn I missed it. Teasing me about it all the way we reached subway where I ordered a chicken teriyaki, now for all those who know me well know that putting tomatoes in my sandwitch is a big no no. And you’ll also know how I get the manager to replace my food if it isn’t appropriate well yes I did that and I got a new sandwich. After satisfying our taste buds with solids we had to buy some liquids which made us go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Archana and I settled with white mischief whereas prayag hasnain and shyam prefered romanof. After shopping for earrings, a belt, pair of chappals and a shirt we waited for the snacks to arrive chicken tikka and paneer tikka which took ages to be made, it was 11:30 by the time it was done. I wasn’t feeling all that confident to drive back home after I experienced the rashness and recklessness with which the punekaris drive. So prayag took the wheel and hasnain rode his pulsar. Now it took us hardly ½ hr to reach home where we prepared for our boozing session. We organized my booze balcony. Sitting there I had made a decision not to drink much as it was my house and if my watchman would tell my dad I would be screwed but as they say drinkers are never thinkers , I got talli because I drank at a very fast rate, in that intoxinated state I had a few statements which are gonna be very popular I am sure, the one that was recorded was ‘HELLLLO SHHHUTTUP’ and after all that mischief which wasn’t exactly white 3 of us barfed the chicken tikka, hasnain was completely under the influence as he fell and was later escorted to the room where he later barfed and slept in it which he cleaned later, surprisingly prayag spilled it out too luckily outside the balcony so the rains cleaned it up and for me it was inside, and adt and archana had to clean it up, thanks guys that ones on me. Anyway after the rampage as I passed out, the details to what happened later have to be asked to adt and erch and arvind. Shyam was constantly stuck up about the amount he drank and prayag the bartender doesn’t recollect what difference there was between 60 ml and 30 ml, told him a number. In the morning I had a very bad hangover as I kept puking but that day was very special for two of my closest friends, a very close relationship developed between these two which began with simple eye contact, after a little persistent Smiling and teasing it was revealed our very own Casanova Prayag had a thing for our shy and emotional, soft and tender Arvind. Guys don’t get me wrong but it was just for fun. Prayag was acting PRO-GAY. So as I was saying we were all busy either cleaning up or puking some more or just obsessing about maggie noodles, that day was fun as we played cards, now I ain’t that good at it but my amis are, especially aditee, arvind and prayag, left aside poker these guys talked about bluff, Gulam Chor, Rummi et al. So we played until dusk, when our stomachs began to do the wolfs AOOOOOOOO routine we decided to go to this veg restaurant called Kuldeep, for all the non veges had bad stomachs after the chicken tikka fiasco.
The hotel looked good, it had good crowd too but now again people that know me when I go into a restaurant I need the tables, plates, spoons everything to be clean, I requested the manager to clean the dirty table cloth as it consisted of mainly left overs of its prior occupants and oh yeah dead flies, the manager cleaned up the table and dusted the cloth but he refused to replace it. Abhi mera para chad gaya. I had to do some kiddas I told all my friends to drop their food deliberately on the table cloth so that the manager had no choice but to replace it, now people why do you think my blogs named “Born to balance the good”?. As usual Prayag and hasnain had 2 pavbhajis each, I had allo paratha which was finished by hasnain, adt had half a slice of paneer and sweared she’d never experiment with paneer at places outside Bombay and archana I think had little bit from all. So that was the day, oh no wait that wasn’t it there was something more that scared the shit outta us the movie we saw ‘The Exorcism of Emily Rose’ for all the people who have seen the movie ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX, well saying that alone gave us goosebumps, and so we didn’t sleep the entire night well actually the movie was just an excuse, we played cards the entire night, then adt, shyam and arvind went to sleep archana, prayag and me were making Maggie and discussing about prayags ladak trip right after talegaon, I don’t know when I fell asleep but adt woke me up in the morning by of course shaking me and then asking me if I was sleeping. It was the 1st of july people, and that was our day to go see lonavala and prayag and hasnain were gonna leave for Bombay in the afternoon, but there was another problem, my car had a flat tyre, so that delayed prayags trip as he help me replace it anyway after we bid our goodbyes he parted . After that shyam went and brushed his teeth, well it took him quiet a while but after that we were on our way to lonavala, we caught a train at talegaon stn at bout 1:49pm as we boarded the train I got a message from prayag saying don’t come to lonavala under any circumstances its all fucked up, after I read out this message adt wanted to get off but we coxed her to get back as we’d check out the situation just have lunch and make it back home and ofcourse mouth says something mind thinks something else.
We reached lonavala in an hours time and parked ourselves at Kumars Resort where we thankfully got the seat quickly, as we stormed through our lunch we made plans to go to bhushy dam and come back before sunset. As I had no car there we had to catch a rickshaw that fitted all five of us, ofcourse adt sat on someones lap. While climbing the slopes we noticed that there was heavy checking going on, so that’s what prayag was talking about. The policemen let the ricks go, on our way we saw many waterfalls with families having a gala time but our destination was bhushy. After we reached the dam, damn was it overflowing, water everywhere man. So we asked adt to stay back and arvind accompanied her, I think they went to the waterfalls later where they saw some drunks and made their way back to where we left them. Now Shyam, archie and I had a gala time getting to the dam. There was water uptil the knees and it was rising, we saw parents get small kids in,those senseless wackjobs. After struggling trough the strong currents we made it to the top and rested ourselves under the oh so cold water, we couldn’t believe that the amount we were shivering on our way to the dam, we felt absolutely numb now. We took a couple of pics after we got out of the place, we were now completely soaking there was water dripping from all possible places no pun intended. But we had a great time. On our way back I did something I never do, cross the tracks for the train, we then were hanging outside the train and ofcourse jumping along the train, after we reached talegaon station we realized that it was our last day here and so the girls excluding me decided to cook, I suggested my favorite puri bhajhi, we instructed bahadur to get the required raw materials and finally they asked him to make the food, damn lazy asses. We played cards until 7 am while adt fell asleep at 5, shyam didn’t allow us to sleep as he had to catch a bus at 8 am, but I fell asleep on the chair itself, actually that chair is a slumber hotspot I think prayag, archana and arvind had also fallen asleep on it. Anyway I woke up again because of adtiees shouting this time because my dog Fifa had crawled into bed beside her, after our so called sleep we had jam and bread for breakfast as we waited for my driver to come pick us up, we had couple of the famous vada pavs, and I had a lot of mirchi so I had to go running home for water while the two slowly paced their way home. At about 3 pm the driver arrived and we finally made our way back home, as archana and I slept in the car aditee the group photographer took pics with my N72, we dropped archana at RK studios and we both got off at our respective homes by the way I forgot to add the thing about archanas phone, it was drenched in water when we went to the dam and so it kept calling someone or the other on its own sooner we said it was possessed like the way Emily rose was and also asked her if it was dialing 1 2 3 4 5 6. The night came and I started this blog, the trip was fun and one of the most memorable and exciting ones I have had up till now. Oh yeah another thing I have pledged I shall quit Boozing after the whole fiasco for people who don’t believe me I have it in writing.